As noted in the previous post, we were recently called back east to New Jersey and forced to close up the workshop for a week. We’re back in town this week and the next two weeks, but admittedly playing catch-up with the calendar and our customers.
Local photographer, David Yu, captured this amazing shot of Coit Tower from the Marin Headlands during the 49ers run-up to the NFC Championship. I’m not sure how afoul I’m running of the Creative Commons License, since this may be considered a commercial use, but — for the purposes of sharing David’s photography and crediting him properly — I’m going to characterize this as more of a personal blog update than a company status update.
Having said that, however, it bears mentioning that if you’ve come here for some reason other than to appreciate and share my taste in local photography, that the week of January 21 is completely booked with customer appointments already, and that we’re scheduling new customer appointments for the week of the 28th — a few appointments remain available next week, and the following week — beginning February 4th — still has a few appointments available as well. Let us know what you need done, and we’ll let you know how soon we can get to it.
While we’re through-and-through Giants fans, which means that I got to celebrate a Super Bowl win last February, followed by a World Series celebration in October, we would be fools not to jump on the bandwagon at this point and cheer for the 49ers — if for no other reason than drunken 49ers fans celebrating a Super Bowl win is bound to yield no fewer than a dozen calls on Monday, February 4th, requesting repair assistance with doors kicked off hinges in the Marina and holes punched in walls on Polk Street. We’ve been at this for a few years, and we can bank on the intoxicated manliness of our neighbors turning into small-yet-urgent fix-it opportunities you can set your watch by. — so GO NINERS!
I hope everyone enjoys a football-free weekend before we all start losing our minds on February 3rd.
Phew! Well, we are open again after a very quick four day trip to the (mother and) fatherland, which in our case is the Great State of New Jersey and the home of the 15th-ranked Rutgers Scarlet Knights. The trip was a joy, and the weather was something out of the first half of a Peter Weir film. While my bi-annual trips to the Garden State are always a day too short and leave me wishing I spent more time there, they serve as a constant reminder of why it is that I make my home and my career in San Francisco. As I like to say, “New Jersey is a great place to be from.”
In spite of the “Closed Until 10/18” sign that most recently hung on our storefront, there’s been a steady stream of job requests trickling over the threshold since before I left town to watch the Scarlet demolish the Orange. Given the demands of the still-pending work that remained prior to my departure and the list of new work that’s awaiting placement on our calendar, I’d like to preempt any New Customer Requests for work that needs to be scheduled prior to the week of November 19th. Unfortunately, absent some additions to our staff, all of our tradesmen are already looking at full calendars through the 2nd full week of the next month.
Once again, we can not accept any new work requests until after the 18th of November. If this changes, and if we complete our existing backlog of work prior to that date, we will immediately update our website with new information.
If you’re taking a more long-term approach to hiring a handyman service provider, then please don’t hesitate to visit our Contact Us page and submit to us your online request for a consultation. If you’re hoping to schedule a job prior to the November 19th, however, we are very regretfully unavailable.
With the Blues in town this weekend, Hardly Strictly happening in the park, Syracuse’s last visit to Piscataway the following weekend, and a use-it-or-lose it ticket to New York on United burning a hole in my pocket, I’m closing up shop for a week in October and getting some much needed rest. The only reason I mention it here is to let you know that we won’t be responding to any new customer inquiries until after we reopen on Thursday, October 18th. Our Contact Us page remains active, however new customer inquiries during our absence will go without replies or response; if you want to get a hold of us, we ask that you contact us after our return. I sincerely apologize for the not being able to provide service or referrals for the next two weeks, but hope that your work can await our return closer to the end of the month.
9 July 2012
With summer upon us, blossoming full in every way except for this incredible spate of excellent weather that’s followed us past the solstice and into the midst of July’s double-digits, everyone seems to have a lot of things on their “to-do” list to keep us busy. Please don’t be too disappointed if we’re not available to help you out with a service request until the third week of July — I assure you that we’re working as hard as we can to clear all of the current work off of our calendar in order to open up room for more new customers in our job queue. Drop us a request via our “Contact Us” page and we’ll let you know how quickly we can get to your job within hours of your submission.
— and be sure to let us know how you found us; we always like to know whom to thank for your inquiry.
28 May 2012
While it’s useless for us to try and hide our contempt for the folks who traipse into San Francisco during extended holiday weekend celebrations and treat The City like a sewer (not to mention the folks who live in San Francisco and treat it similarly), even our cold hearts of stone were melted into molten love of country and county when the fireworks started going off on the Golden Gate Bridge on Sunday night. — and while his lawyer may be fitting us for a 48-Long cease and desist letter for posting it on our site, we had to share Lance Iversen’s shot from the Chronicle, as shot from the Marin Headlands with something other than an iPhone or a disposable camera.
We’d swear the Golden Gate Bridge didn’t look a day over 50, certainly not a year-and-a-half older than the proprietor of Russian Hill Handyman’s father (who bears a striking resemblance to Dick Van Dyke in spite of being 12+ years his junior). In fairness to RHH’s patriarch, both the Golden Gate Bridge and Rob Petrie have had legions of dedicated attendants fretting over their profiles since they made first appearances in the public spotlight — which is perhaps the reason why the Golden Gate Bridge is still such a breathtaking sight for us, as much today as the first time we ever laid eyes on it back in 1992. As such, we hope that the Bridge District will abandon its plans to try and depression-proof the structure (of course, if-and-only-if people will stop using it as a springboard to their eternal reward).
The odds favor the fact that you did not visit our site in order to hear us sound-off on the bridge, the weekend, the suicide barrier or my dad’s resemblance to Dick Van Dyke. With the abbreviated work week (and the extended weekend that preceded it), our calendar for the week of the 27th filled up even before we hoisted our first beers of the Friday happy hour. Generally speaking — though not absolutely — we don’t have the availability to offer you same-day or next-day service available to new customers because of the depth of our existing job queue, and this week is certainly one where we’re already overbooked from the start. We never want to miss a chance to serve a customer who needs our assistance, but please don’t be disappointed if we won’t be able to schedule your service until the weeks of either June 4th or June 11th.
Please use the form found here to contact us — with as little or as much extraneous information as you would like to share — and we promise to get back to you with the earliest available appointment date and cost estimate for your project in the home or office.
10 May 2012
Phew! It’s been a terrifically busy week around here, but we’ve met some really terrific customers who’ve kept us as entertained as we’ve tried to keep their homes and businesses running smoothly.
There are a few appointments left on the calendar next week, beginning after Wednesday, but we’re completely booked up to the 16th at this point. Let us know what you’ve got in mind, and we’ll get back to you with available dates and times.
5 April 2012
While we await the cease-and-desist letter from the Mental Assassin’s people for using his likeness on our site to celebrate Opening Day (the Giants are traveling today for their upcoming start of the season — tomorrow — against the D-Backs in Phoenix, where I hear it is a dry heat), I do want to credit Kelley Cox for the above photo, which is reproduced without his permission, but for no personal gain — other than to source gigs from fellow Giants fans in and around Russian Hill.
I was at the final exhibition game against the As yesterday and had a difficult time dealing with the fact that it’s been 12 years since I sat in the park for the first game ever played adjacent to McCovey Cove, an exhibition tilt against the Yankees in 2000. One All-Star Game, two World Series, and one Championship Trophy later, it’s safe to say that I lead the city in all-time Sheboygan Brats consumed per inning (min. 20 games) by a right hander.
It’s a safe bet that no one really cares about any of that, so let’s get to the skinny — the schedule is FULLY BOOKED through the week of the 9th, which means that we are currently booking appointments for the week of April 16th and beyond. We do have occasional cancellations that make appointments available before those dates, so please send us your information via our Contact Page and we’ll be happy to put you into our “first available” cancellations queue if you’re looking for a date next week.
Heading to The Teflon for a mid-day siesta. Inquiries will be replied to by close-of-business if the Giants lose; some time after noon tomorrow if they win.